Frequently Asked Questions (faq)

    Seems there was a request for online diarists to start attaching faq's to their site.

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    Favorite musicians?
       Aimee Mann and Natalie Merchant (saw Natalie at the Lilith Fair in '98)

    Why are you vegetarian?
       By choice.  I refuse to believe that my mom having worked as a butcher had anything to do with this.

    Why did you decide to learn the acoustic guitar?
       To meet people and seduce women.

    You never seem to have opinions on anything.  Why is that?
       Hmm.  Not sure.  What do you think?

    Why did you start reading fiction by Dean Koontz?
       He wasn't as scary as Stephen King.

    Is it true what they say about software developers?
       Yes - we're basically all overpaid.  

    Are you cute, tall, dark, and handsome? 
       Hmm.  And I thought I had problems.

    I'm having trouble playing major and minor pentatonic scales on guitar?  Can you help?
       Yes.  I can also help you juggle, ride a unicycle, skate down hills, and program your website.
       Call me for a free estimate at 1-800-NO-CALLS.  
       (don't call this, it's a phone number for Cooperative - ironic, isn't it?)

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